I love messing with people on Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: thank god. youre not a spambot or a horny male looking to skype

Stranger: asl

You: 54 f colorado

Stranger: 54 f then u must be horny

You: nope

You: menopause

Stranger: ye ur

Stranger: lol

You: kinda took the heat away

Stranger: if ur here

Stranger: wat u wearing?

You: clothes...

Stranger: wat type?

You: tell me young lad, do they still teach proper english in school these days?

Stranger: haha wat do u know?

Stranger: as much as old frustrated grannies want young men

Stranger: so yea

You: well i know how to spell "what"

You: so there's that

Stranger: ever heard of shortenings?

You: like for cooking?

Stranger: wtf u talking about?

You: crisco shortening? for baking?

Stranger: wow ur retarded

Stranger: think a little bit

You: very ironic statement there

Stranger: hiding behind irony shows ur retarded

You: well someone better tell alanis morrisette that

Stranger: wtf u putting alanis morisette for?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: seriously

Stranger: ur fuckn retarded

Stranger: are all old hags like u this way?

You: pretty much

Stranger: wow sad

You: you may as well kill yourself rather than get married

Stranger: aswell

You: oh im happily married

Stranger: but ye sure

Stranger: good for u

You: in fact my husband is laughing at you

Stranger: lol who cares about ur husband?

Stranger: and about u

You: now he's crying because it just hit him that your generation is hopeless

Stranger: hes crying because hes bitch (you) are getting too many wrinkles

You: his*

You: and i'm currently wrinke-free

Stranger: and hes sad

You: save for that one below the belt

Stranger: cuz he cant get bitches

Stranger: u wrinkle free?

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: good one

You: well, bitches are overrated anyways

Stranger: thats for sure

Stranger: bet u notice that when u look in the mirror

You: only when i;m naked

Stranger: lol then its just too much

You: still havent picked up on which wrinkle i'm referring to?

Stranger: well to say 1 by 1 would take an eternity

You: here's a hint

You: it starts with "v"

You: and ends in "agina"

Stranger: dont wanna think abt them

Stranger: chill out

You: it is gettin pretty cold up here...

Stranger: bet it is

You: so. "dude". how young are you?

Stranger: 24

Stranger: why do u even care?

You: i'm just curious. does everyone your age not know how to spell?

Stranger: we already talked about that

Stranger: or do i need to remind u?

Stranger: u senile bitch

You: sorry. everytime i read your horrible spelling my brain cells commit suicide

You: so i cant retain information right now

Stranger: lol i just think u dont have any

Stranger: lol if u cant retain info it shows how retarded ur

You: your what?

You: finish your thought..

Stranger: learn to read

You: i am trying. i think "ur" is slang for "your"

You: so you have an incomplete sentence

Stranger: good morning and smell the coffee

You: if you had said "u r" that wouldve made more sense

You: sadly

Stranger: how long did it take u to figure it out?

You: about as long as it's taking you to spell correctly

Stranger: lol u shouldnt talk abt sense

You: so...forever

Stranger: ???

Stranger: huh?

You: am i going too fast for you now?

Stranger: no

Stranger: you just dont make any sense

You: your 7 brain cells must be working overtime right now

You: i pity them

Stranger: lol i pity you

Stranger: trying to act like ur somethn

You: yep. acting like someone who can spell

Stranger: why dont u just go to ur pill eating husband

You: i should really get off my high horse

Stranger: lol u should get off internet

Stranger: and btw

Stranger: ur horse

Stranger: is not high

You: we live in colorado

You: everything is high here

You: metaphorically and literally

Stranger: i dont give a shit where u live

Stranger: ur own "horse"

Stranger: is nt high

Stranger: not

Stranger: ok

Stranger: NOT!

You: why did you even bother correcting that

Stranger: cuz ur retarded head wont get it then

You: i'm doing fine, dont worry about me

Stranger: if idont

Stranger: ahahahha

Stranger: doubt it

You: i assume there are lots of things you doubt

You: like not being able to spell is important for getting jobs

Stranger: i doubt ur husand can fk ur hangy vagina

Stranger: well ur not a person on a so called high "horse"

Stranger: that can give any job

Stranger: so idont mind

Stranger: ur not worth all the effort

You: i wouldn't hire you anyways. so i dont mind either

Stranger: who cares what you would do

Stranger: doesnt have any value

You: some people do

Stranger: as i said

Stranger: dont care abt them either

You: and what are you doing with your life?

Stranger: im not "some of those

Stranger: why do u even care?

You: i dont really

Stranger: lol then shut up

You: just want to make sure i can avoid you at all costs

Stranger: u can by dc

You: dc...now that one youll have to expand on

Stranger: dc=disconnect

Stranger: there is a button

You: oh. then that should be "disconnecting"

Stranger: down on the left

Stranger: bravoooo

You: cmon now, it's not rocket science here

Stranger: u see where it says disconnect?

Stranger: down on the left

You: by george i think i do

Stranger: click on it

Stranger: twice

You: it must be some form of wizardry

Stranger: twice= 2 times

You: it's like you can see my computer screen!

Stranger: ok?

Stranger: and 2 is 1+1

You: or 3-1

Stranger: got it?

You: or 2x1

Stranger: good

Stranger: but u just need to know 1+1 for now

You: or 673 = -671

You: +*

Stranger: ??

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: wat a bunch of bull

Stranger: so since 1+1 is 2

Stranger: and hopefully u understood the answer

Stranger: thats how many times u need to click the dc button

Stranger: and btw DC= Disconnect

Stranger: got it?

You: nope. DC is "direct current"

You: as opposed to AC which is "alternating current"

Stranger: wow ur an idiot

You: google it

Stranger: allright im gonna go now

You: alright*

Stranger: ur boringas shit

You: what is a boringas?

You: sounds exotic

Stranger: boring as*

Stranger: ok?

You: see how much more pleasant that is to read?

Stranger: but will surely let u type watever u want

You: fragment

Stranger: so good luck

You: oh i dont need luck

You: but you might

Stranger: in typing anything that makes sense

Stranger: bye

You: dont let this ruin your day now

You: there is still hope for you

You: i...BELIEVE in you!

You: you can do it!

You: werent you leaving?

You: or are you brushing up on your english for me?

You: i know youre still there, and dont want to disconnect and give me the "satisfaction" of "winning"

You: so, adios

You have disconnected.